The Checkdown Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allar takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
92%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Allar scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.