The Bad Snap Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allar gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Allar scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.