The Pick-Six Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allar's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.