The Overthrow Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Allar gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
77%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allar drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.