The Sack Spiral Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Garbage time arrives early for Allar: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
75%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allar drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.