The Mystery Tweak Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Allar will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
90%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allar's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.