The Bad Snap Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Allar will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allar's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.