The Overthrow Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“The broadcast shows Allar on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Allar scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.