The Phantom Flag Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Allar four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allar's stadium. Only over Allar.
82%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allar's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.