The Phantom Flag Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Garbage time arrives early for Allar: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allar drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.