The Bad Snap Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allar, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.