The Checkdown Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Allar throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
76%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allar's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.