The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allar drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.