The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ref: "Number Allar, that's a flag." Allar: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Allar, Allar, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.