The Sack Spiral Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allar drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.