The Phantom Flag Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allar, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.