The Bad Snap Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allar tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allar's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.