The Kneel-Down Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Allar gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
75%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allar's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.