The Snap Count Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Allar will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
85%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allar, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.