The Late Scratch Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Allar will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allar's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.