The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Allar scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Jaylen Warren
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.