The Sideline-Scold Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- The broadcast shows Allar on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Allar will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allar drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.