The Snap Count Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Allar scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.