The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- A mysterious flag erases Allar's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Allar gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allar drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.