The Checkdown Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allar's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.