The Pick-Six Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Allar's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allar drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.