The Sack Spiral Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allar's stadium. Only over Allar.
84%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allar's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.