The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Allar, the end zone is a rumor.
- Allar finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allar's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.