The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Allar four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allar tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allar, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.