The Snap Count Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Allar slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
88%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Allar, Allar, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.