The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The play clock hits zero on Allar four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
88%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allar's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.