The Pick-Six Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- The play clock hits zero on Allar four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Allar, Allar, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.