The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allar is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allar's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.