The Hamstring Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Allar will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Allar sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Allar scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.