The Pick-Six Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Allar gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
86%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allar, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.