The Overthrow Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Allar will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
77%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allar's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.