The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Drew Allar
Drew Allar · PIT · QB
“Rookie Allar gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allar's week
- Allar gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Ref: "Number Allar, that's a flag." Allar: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allar's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Drew Allar in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Drew Allar is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Drew Allar actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.