The Committee Backfield Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Sampson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Sampson, Sampson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.