The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Sampson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.