The Fumble Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Ref: "Number Sampson, that's a flag." Sampson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Sampson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sampson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.