The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sampson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.