The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Pineiro is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Pineiro trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
73%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pineiro's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.