The Phantom Flag Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Pineiro hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
81%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pineiro's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.