The Hamstring Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- The broadcast shows Pineiro on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Pineiro gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pineiro's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.