The Snap Count Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Pineiro trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- A mysterious flag erases Pineiro's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pineiro's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.