The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Ref: "Number Pineiro, that's a flag." Pineiro: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Pineiro gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pineiro, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.