The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“A mysterious flag erases Pineiro's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pineiro's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.