The Late Scratch Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Pineiro trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Pineiro finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Pineiro scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.