The Snap Count Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Pineiro. Pineiro does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Pineiro will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pineiro's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.