The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Pineiro is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pineiro's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.